let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even
Actual conversation with my flatmate

Me (a Hufflepuff): Gryffindor’s got gold in its colors, Slytherin’s got silver and Ravenclaw’s got bronze. We Hufflepuffs don’t have a metal in our crest. :-(

My Hufflepuff flatmate: Ha, we don’t need metal in our crest, we *listen* to metal!